1) There is a facebook group called 'Writer's Guild South Africa'. I wonder, who is this other-worldly writer that comprises a whole guild? Does he/she have a hunting knife strapped to his/her shin? A single writer doth not a whole guild make.
2) Blooka Palooka's leg is better, much better. The recovery was so quick and miraculous I have decided to give her a guild unto herself. Well done tough lass.
3) Last night I watched a b-rate horror movie whilst eating chocolate ice-cream out of a mug with a long spoon.
4) I'm too afraid of short-crust pastry to even try and mix a batch.
5) All my friends are insane.
Observe, you won't regret it.
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